Saturday, November 11, 2006

Changing Your Mood

In the no-mans land between your old comfort zone and achieving success you are likely to have "down in the dumps" days. To counteract these have a "Cheer me up kit" ready, this could include:-

A CD of your favorite music
An Audio CD of motivational speakers
Your Dreamboard- pictures of your goals
Your list of past Successes
A few selected Photos of friends and family
Your best memories of holidays
Your favorite restaurant, beach, hideaway

ACTION:-
Prepare these now because they must be at hand in case of a bad day

Quote:
Somebody should tell us right at the start of our lives that we are dying... Then, we might live life to the limit! Every - minute - of - every - day! DO IT, I SAY! WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT TO DO! Do it NOW! There are only so many tomorrows... Michael Landon

A Few More Imponderables

These were sent by my friend, Jill. I love these sorts of insights, but always wonder a bit about the people who come up with them. Just how do their minds work, any way? Enjoy!

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days people don't talk about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

We could all take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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